This is officially the best thing ever to have been giffed.
Started watching Pushing Daisies today, what can I say, I can’t help myself
I still think “friendzone” should be a big calzone you share with your friends.
— Jorah Mormont, A Game of Thrones (via incorrectgotquotes)
a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption
one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan
years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal
he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”
— my sister (sassy-tommo-17) recapping Orphan Black (via westside-bow)
— Dr. med. Ernst Walter Henrich, Pro Vegan (via veganfirebender)
HAPPY GALENTINE’S DAY TO ALL MY BEAUTIFUL TROPICAL FISH
The reason why Harry wasn’t chosen for Ravenclaw was because he tried to catch the Hogwarts letters from the air instead of taking one from the fucking floor.
*scans sky for flying men*
why is this so funny
LOL. And yes.